dear *someone* meme

dear school.: Please get better educators and people in charge of the educators. You're actually the fucking worst and I will tell you all now you don't need Chemistry, Algebra 2, or any of that bullshit unless you get into a career that specifically needs them. All you need is English, History, and Personal Finance/Econ/Government

dear siblings: Lol what's that?

dear past me.: You could have tried and actually made future you care about things. Also get mental help sooner. You're actually fucked up my dude, it's not a phase lol.

dear future me.: Try your best and fuck relationships.

dear best friend.: I have two of you so 
1 Tristan: You are my rock, and I can't wait till we get that apartment next year together.
2 Arista: I'm your ride you can't leave me. Jk, I love you nerd.

dear future child.: If I have a child I want you to know that you can be anybody you want to be, do anything you want to, see whatever you want to see, as long as you aren't a cuntface ya cutie.

dear person I hate.: Why did you have to do that?

dear person I love: I am sorry for fucking everything up for you, and I want you to be as happy as you can be. Without me.

everyone else: Be the best you can be.

dear ex best friend: I don't miss you. Bitch.

dear celebrity crush: K Stew get in my pants.

dear people that hate me.: Well, I'm sure you have good reasons.

dear people that love me.: WELL I'M SORRY I'M A SHITHEAD BUT I LOVE YOU TOO.